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Joke of the Day
"Shock me, say something intelligent."
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"I got an escort for my grandpa's 100th birthday. She said that she would give him super sex. He said ""I'll take the soup."""
"The judge gave me 7 days to live... So I shot myself. The doctor gave me 4 months. Problem solved. B)"
"Teacher: Did you finish you homework? Kid: Did you finish grading my test? Teacher: I have other children's tests to grade Kid: I have other teachers homework to do"
"Chinese girls number I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""
"What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drone."
"By a show of hands, who has hands? Sit down Leonard, you're a seahorse."
"what do you call gay paramedics? First-AIDS"
"My girlfriend kept asking me why I wasn't giving her the time of day anymore I said fine! It's 10:43"
"Why do they call them ""country bumpkins""? Because in the country, you bump your kin!"