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Joke of the Day

"Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV? Jar Jar Binks"

"Einstein invented a theory about space... and it was about time too!"

"When i was young my mom used to put food on the spoon.. and sing ""train is coming, train is coming""... I'd always eat cause i knew if i didn't, she wouldn't untie me from the railway line."

"PMS Jokes aren't funny. Period."

"Did you hear Ant Man will be in Captain America 3? I hear it will be a small role"

"Wife: Why do I have a temperature of 101.3? Me: Maybe you're pregnant? Wife: What's wrong with you? *damn you webMD, damn you."

"Knock, Knock... The creator of the Knock Knock joke should get a Nobel Prize."

"What's a pirates favourite video game genre? Arr-PG's"

"I'm going to rename my car Felicia That way when I pass people they can say ""Bye Felicia"""

"Photographers never like it when a camera can't take pictures. They shutter at the thought."