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Joke of the Day

"My son has a play-date today & the mom said to dress him in holiday colors so he's in all black & I'm telling her we worship the dark lord."

"The longest relationship I've had is with my first vibrator. We were together 7 years. Off and on."

"What begins with P and ends with orn? Popcorn, of course!"

"Some people call me space cowboy. Some call me gangster of love. This one guy calls me Maurice. He sucks at giving nicknames."

"I just turned my desktop keyboard upside down, shook it, and a taco salad fell out. At least it tasted like a taco salad."

"I like my women like I like my condoms. Wrapped around my dick and full of my semen."

"Made reservations. For the grinandbearit."

"Knock knock..Who's there?..Interrupting coefficient of friction.. The interrupting coeff--- MU!"

"What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? Ayeee-Matey"

"What is your favorite knick knock joke? Do tell."