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Joke of the Day
"Boy: Have u ever been fishing before Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up!"
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"How to do you find Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints."
"I'm NOT ashamed of my body. I worked hard for athletic build, healthy brown hair, 4 gorgeous legs, strong neck, big wet nose, clip clop feet"
"[laser tag] Instructor: Dude, you're not gonna run out of ammo Me [strapping bayonet to the end of gun]: let's just agree to disagree"
"My parents just googled me and now they're crying"
"Do they make a scale that says things like ""Those shorts probably weigh, what, like 15 pounds?"""
"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef but you can't pea soup!"
"Anyone know any kid-friendly jokes about burgers? Extra points if it can be about a burger monster (don't ask)."
"Two clowns are eating a cannibal... One turns to the other and says ""Bob, I think we are telling this joke wrong..."""
"Procrastinators be like; Sofa so good My attempt on pun"