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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to take a nap... Wake me up when September ends."

"Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party? He was a square."

"Q: Why do bees have sticky hair? A: They use honeycombs."

"I wonder if Jesus knows that everyone just pretends to be his friend so they can move into his sweet cloud house."

"what's the stupidest animal in the jungle The polar bear."

"A Mexican magician was performing a magic show He said that he will vanish by the count of 3. So he started the countdown Uno Dos And then he vanished without a tres"

"Why does 0=1 COS(0)=1"

"Why Cant Girls Count To 70? .....Because 69 is a mouthful"

"That crazy moment when you smell roast pork, but realize your heated car seat is set too high."

"Why do Indians get cremated at very religious places? Because they all have a ""Vera Nice Sea"". (Say it out loud)"