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Joke of the Day
"what's the stupidest animal in the jungle The polar bear."
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"How do you get a Warriors fan to stop masturbating? Paint his dick Cavaliers maroon and yellow."
"eer booze and fun!' 'Where do Martians drink beer ? At a mars bar !"
"Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin cap? It was a birthday present from his wife!"
"I think my TV is broken because these commercials make being human look like a gorgeous adventure but I'm just tired and sad. Yes I can hold"
"Why do canadians do it doggy style? So they can both watch the hockey game"
"What did the unused dough say to the baker? Why don't you knead me?"
"So a man says to a woman, can I smell your vagina? Horrified, she slaps him and screams ""NO""! He rubs his cheek and says, ""I guess it must be your feet then."""
"Ugh, I just spilled red wine all over the inside of my tummy."
"TOO SOON? I knew the market for Jobs was killing but....."