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Joke of the Day
"That crazy moment when you smell roast pork, but realize your heated car seat is set too high."
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"Whenever I see people lined up outside a club on Friday night, I just think ""look at all these poor people who don't know Netflix exists."""
"I saw a tweet saying liberals should create their own Captain America. They did. In 1940."
"What do Africans say when they hear something funny? That's fucking malarious"
"Papa tomato, Mama tomato and little tomato, are walking down the street. little tomato is walking a little slow so pap walks up and says... ketchup."
"I'm beginning to believe that my road worker friend is a kleptomaniac.. So I went to his house to confront him and all the signs were there."
"Two eggs and a strip of bacon walk into a bar The bartender looks at them and says, ""Sorry - we don't serve breakfast here."""
"My wife got very upset at the funeral the other day, wailing and thumping the coffin with her fists And Jeeeeez, you should've heard her when she went in the furnace."
"Why do some people think Python scripting is offensive? Because white space matters. hehee"
"Why won't the pimp date any of his girls? Because he doesn't want to get involved with a cockworker."