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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party? He was a square."
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"I like my women how I like my advent calendar. Against my wall, flaps open, ready to be eaten."
"What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed."
"What do you call an angry Muslim in Ramadan? Fastin' Furious"
"just taught my 3yo to sing ""if you're happy and you've no wit, clap your hands"" and then laugh at the people clapping"
"A man was meeting a girlfriend somewhere... And she said: ""is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"" He replied: ""Either way, we're having sex tonight"""
"I gonna rank you so low you gonna hafta take a rocketship to hell they gonna hafta build a fence around you, keep the ants from pissin on you you gonna hafta look up to look down"
"Her dad said he'd like to see me make an honest woman out of her. I had to resist the urge to tell him that ship sailed long before me."
"Do they make a scale that says things like ""Those shorts probably weigh, what, like 15 pounds?"""
"What gets easier to pick up as it gets heavier? Women."