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"Why does 0=1 COS(0)=1"
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"Why did Isis cover their bullets in butter? Because the French were toast! This is a joke I made up, along with an alternative : What do Isis eat for breakfast? French toast."
"A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt. He says to the bartender ""one for me and one for the road""."
"My ex got engaged at Christmas but apparently responding to the news with ""LOL"" is ""a representation of everything that is wrong with me."""
"What do you call an amorous insect? The love bug."
"What is smaller than a teeny weenie fly? A fly's teeny weenie."
"How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they enlighten themselves."
"If you can't do what's right you can always do what's left"
"[sees old lady drop $20] Devil on Shoulder: Grab her cash! Devil on other Shoulder: And push her over!"
"How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb? I'm sorry, what?"