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Joke of the Day
"I had sex in an orchard today. I came in cider."
Next Joke
"When are they going to drug test the audience of ""The Price Is Right.""? No one should be that happy."
"Therapist: what's your biggest issue with your husband? Wife: he gives me no privacy Me: [tapping on window from outside] that's not true"
"Your face. There's a bat for that."
"Dyslexic florists say ""Weddings are for pansies."""
"I'm tired of being told to remove my card rapidly. Starting a new ATM for people who wanna remove their card at a more chill pace"
"Daaaaamn girl! You're like a fire alarm! Really loud and annoying!"
"Joke from my 4 year old granddaughter... ""Knock Knock""... Me: who's there? Her: Orange Me: Orange Who? Her: Orange glad I didn't say Police!"
"I got a joke... your life"
"whats a vampires teabag? tampons (used of course)"