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Joke of the Day

"Daaaaamn girl! You're like a fire alarm! Really loud and annoying!"

"My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes him cry, so I threw a coconut at his face."

"Q: What does an apple and an apple tree have in common? A: They both don't drive tractors."

"A bear walked in the forest Suddenly he saw a burning car. The bear sat in the car. And burned."

"There should be a prenatal test to tell if you're gonna have one of those kids with tiny teeth and giant gums."

"I bet kangaroos get tired of holding all of their friend's keys and cell phones while they're at the beach."

"There is nothing wrong with sex before marriage... ... as long as it doesn't delay the wedding."

"Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila."

"Happy 'Ask a goat what month it is month'. Today is the special day when jokes get mystic powers of expression for certain class of words."

"Jesus could walk on water But Stephen Hawking runs on batteries"