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Joke of the Day
"Dyslexic florists say ""Weddings are for pansies."""
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"Knock knock (Palestinian version)... ...who's there? - Ya - Ya who? - Yahudi!"
"[superhero meeting] ""What's your enemy called?"" ""Dr Doom. Yours?"" ""Joker"" [stifles laughter] ""I HAVE OTHERS"" ""Ye-"" ""Penguin"" [just loses it]"
"Chemist have an unpopular view on alcohol... They say it's a solution."
"Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers.. If you do find one... What's your plan?"
"Cam Newton Just signed a contract with McDonalds. He will be promoting turnovers."
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"I bought some hard cider yesterday... but I'm still waiting for it to melt."
"""I'm gonna look to my left and run as fast as I can."" - Toddlers"
"What did baby corn say to mumma corn? Where's popcorn?"