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Joke of the Day
"Your face. There's a bat for that."
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"*wife leaves message on fridge w/ magnets* WE ARET HROUGH maybe it's an anagram *rearranges* ROUGH WEATHER whoa better pack an umbrella"
"What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick."
"My 6 yr old just asked if I'm a happy wife.. her cover is blown I think she might be working for the other side"
"What is Vladimir Putin's favourite Justin Timberlake song? Crimea river"
"My friend asked ""What do blind people think about when they masturbate?"" I'd be willing to bet that it is something along the lines of ""Who the f*ck is watching me"""
"Funny One Liner! If you don't have friends, just tell a woman that you love her and she says that we're just friends."
"Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke? Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time."
"you either die ... hating Justin Bieber or you live long enough to see yourself become a fan"
"What makes an ink joke so funny? The plot."