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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who accidentally took a ride on a dolphin? He's not sure if he did it on porpoise."

"The woman next door was flashing me from her upstairs bedroom . How she got her car in there I'll never know."

"I accidently put my USB through the washing machine It's still works, but it's really clean now. All the porn is gone."

"What do you call a pen without style? Stylus."

"ALCOHOL: The nighttime laughing, slurring, blurring, shouting, pounding head, confidence, so you can turnt shit up medicine."

"Why do a German soldier's hands never get cold? Because they've gott mit-uns"

"If you tell me my life would be SO much easier if I'd organize everything, I swear I will stab you with a fork. As soon as I find my fork."

"My wife said she wished she never woke up this morning. Turns out we do have something in common."

"A psychic midget broke out of prison The official police report warned of a small medium at large."

"There are three types of people in the world I hate. Racists, hypocrites and niggers."