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Joke of the Day

"A psychic midget broke out of prison The official police report warned of a small medium at large."

"Be specific when saying ""BYOB"": [bursts into house] Hey, I brought beers! *7 pastors wives shut their Bibles disapprovingly*"

"How do you call the guy who immigrates to Saudi Arabia? Wannabee Wahhabi."

"Amanda Bynes and Lindsay Lohan have a fight to the death. Who will win? Everybody."

"Don't judge men by their wealth or appearance, judge them by their characters. All 140 of them."

"I'm vegan until my next paycheck."

"My opinion on mediums where ideas and views on a particular issue can be exchanged? I'm forum."

"I'll believe corporations are people when conservatives ban them from marrying each other."

"Every time I go into my boss' office she tells me ""take a seat"". I have 14 now."

"Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek? A: One."