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Joke of the Day
"Why do a German soldier's hands never get cold? Because they've gott mit-uns"
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"*Pauses Titanic during the most romantic part* *Turns to GF* ""You know, Contra was really easy. But I still liked using the 100 life code"""
"In my spare time I like to read, write, and fall in love with unavailable people."
"Q: Why did the fly fly? A: Because the spider spied her."
"Who are the world's fastest readers? The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry"
"So a sloth got robbed by 3 turtles... When the cops asked him what happened the sloth said, It. all. happened. so. fast."
"Up-Dog Something smells like updog."
"The Best Day Ever by Trudy Light"
"Facebook now tags fake news stories from sites like The Onion with #satire to protect users who lack 1st grade critical thinking skills."
"I don't see the problem with suicide.. For me at least, it seems like a self solving issue."