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Joke of the Day

"Why do a German soldier's hands never get cold? Because they've gott mit-uns"

"I sometimes go to my own little world, but that's okay, they know me there."

"What do you do when you are done with the vegetables? You put them back in the wheelchair"

"Without Women A world without women would be a pain in the ass."

"What does the physicist have to eat when he goes to the pub? Fission chips."

"My local HBCU started a new Graduate Degree Program If you do 4 years in the field for your Master's, they let you work in the kitchen."

"I told a joke I made up last Halloween! It got me a few Snickers."

"Early this morning I was sitting on the beach wondering where the sun was... then it dawned on me"

"How do you get into a Native American restaurant? [OC] You make a reservation"

"WELL WELL WELL, if it isn't the lady who's baby I stole."