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Joke of the Day
"My wife said she wished she never woke up this morning. Turns out we do have something in common."
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"Calculus and alcohol don't mix... Never drink and derive."
"""Hi I'm here to interview for the branch manager position."" ""We're only hiring tree trimmers."" ""That's exactly what I just said."""
"""I'm a huge fan."" - Peacocks"
"I invested some money with a Nigerian Prince... he turned out to be a very successful tribute act!"
"Everyone always pets my pregnant wife's stomach and says 'congratulations' but no one ever rubs my balls and says 'good job'."
"Why You Need Insurance by Justin Case"
"Tomi Lahren is pretty confident for a person whose first and last names are both misspelled"
"The man who invented AutoCorrect has died. Restaurant in piece."
"What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend? Homeless"