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Joke of the Day
"My wife said she wished she never woke up this morning. Turns out we do have something in common."
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"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity."
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"Clearly, there was once a dangerous alternative to Safeway."
"Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it!"
"How did Hitler become a hero? He killed Hitler."
"When asked which is more important looks or brains? 9 out of 10 zombies said ""braaaaiiiiinnnnssss"" number 10 ate the researcher."
"An American, a French, a German, a Mexican and a Canadian get in a plane The steward says ""What, is it a joke or something?"""
"Minnesota has 4 seasons Almost winter, winter, almost summer, and road construction."
"""Darling, can I go out in this dress?"" ""Yes dear, it's already dark out."" ""Darling, can I go out in this dress?"" ""Yes dear, it's already dark out."""