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"""I piss off a lot of deaf people when I talk"" -Italians"
"*Maintains eye contact with the soccer mom feeding her kid organic kale chips while giving my kid a snickers bar."
"What's a frat boy's favorite toy company? Hasbrah."
"How many cow-lories does a cheeseburger have? Moo many..."
"Schools are reporting a massive jump in average ACT scores. On a completely unrelated note, the amount of black students taking the ACT is at a all time low."
"Sometimes you feel like you've grown. Other times you pout for a few hours because your wife accidentally threw away your Tabasco sauce."
"How did Saddam deal with his leftovers? He used sarin wrap"
"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza can have ham and cheese together."
"Tomorrow I'm gonna chase someone...like really run after them..screaming and everything."