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"jokes about unemployed people aren't funny They just don't work..."
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"I'm joining a cold war reenactment group. We get together on weekends and hide under desks."
"Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street. ""Oy Abraham I'm sorry to hear about that fire at your warehouse"". ""Ssh!"" hisses the other ""It's not till next week""."
"How can you tell a man from a woman Well, there's not really a vas deferens"
"I'm addicted to brake fluid... ....but I can stop whenever I want."
"How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to assure the public that everything possible is being done while the other screws it into a water faucet."
"People with a good sense of humor have a better sense of life."
"How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It's a hardware problem."
"It's okay when Pac Man runs all over the place eating pills and claiming ghosts are after him but when I do it I'm ""crazy."""
"Who Loves Debates? De fishes"