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Joke of the Day
"I had a joke about Jonestown, But the punchline was too long."
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"I get all my cardio from sex.... That's why I'm so fat."
"What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady? Depends..."
"Dog The Bounty Hunter's greatest weakness is getting distracted when the fugitive throws a tennis ball."
"Why didn't the lesbian go to the bread festival? She already gets two times the normal amount of yeast."
"long joke incummin (LOL) what do christians and right wingers have in common they cant feel the bern"
"Lady and the Tramp spaghetti scene except it's me throat punching you for trying to eat my food."
"What is the dumbest animal in the jungle? A polar bear"
"Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie? He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand."
"Pac-Man is a good metaphor for life because the goal is to eat all the pellets in a level. There is also fruit & ghosts, just like in life"