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Joke of the Day
"Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you."
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"I asked a girl back to my place to enjoy the works of Michel Houellebecq. But she said she ain't no Houellebecq girl."
"I told my wife I was going to start collecting rare watches... She wondered how I would find the time."
"Assholes are like opinions Everyone has one, and they all stink"
"Pancake day has really crepe'd up on me this year."
"I totally bombed my LSATs by writing in ""Possession"" for nine-tenths of the answers."
"What is the most important thing for a hungry shark? A-fish-in-sea."
"If the Nazi's were a football team, what would be their favorite play? Blitz!"
"Everyone hates Mondays and Tuesdays Even the weekdays go WTF"
"Mario & Luigi Mario :- Ey Luigi , whats this funny ol' image called. Luigi:- It a Meme , Mario"