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Joke of the Day

"Batman giving his Batmobile to robin Batman: Robin, im giving you my Batmobile. Robin: aww really batman? thanks! Batman: yes, its 555-522-8626"

"Everyone at this whistling convention looks extremely suspicious."

"What do you call a vibrating cat? An ocellate."

"Got so drunk last week that I married a thermostat Talk about turning the heat up on a relationship."

"I got into fight with my erection this morning. Don't worry, I beat it single handedly."

"Why does James Brown like South Korea? Because its got Seoul."

"What do you call a penis with bad logic? A phallusy."

"Friend: How's the wine? Me: It's exCHARDONNARY Friend: *taking my glass away* No."

"How many babies does it take to paint a barn... ...depends on how hard you throw them"

"When does one plus one equal three? Nine months later."