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Joke of the Day
"How many babies does it take to paint a barn... ...depends on how hard you throw them"
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"Q: How did the pig get to the hospital? A: In a hambulance."
"Build a fire for a man and he will be warm for a night... Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life."
"A pregnant woman came in looking for a girly stroller So I kicker her in the stomach."
"I still remember the gorilla who became super famous really quickly Dang, the fame hit him like a bullet."
"What does a dog do that you step in? Pants."
"My favorite part of a date is the sweet, seedy flesh. Wait, sorry, that's my favorite part of a fig, I always get figs and dates mixed up."
"A grasshopper walks into a bar ... The bartender says ""Hey we have a drink named after you"" The grasshopper says ""You have a drink named Steve?"""
"A band director asked his band why it is so difficult for everybody to come in at the same time. A student replied saying... Mabey they all don't fit through the door."
"Why is santa's sack so big? He only comes once a year..."