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Joke of the Day
"Why does James Brown like South Korea? Because its got Seoul."
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"What's red, 6 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her. Her miscarriage."
"What is a depressed person's favorite outdoor activity? Cryaking. I'm sorry."
"So an old-timer goes out for breakfast... And the young whippersnapper of a waiter asks ""What will you have, Sir?"" ""Bacon my day, sonny!"" [Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works]"
"If we would have taught the West Africans how to cook their chicken properly; we wouldn't be in this mess to begin with."
"A man walks into an elevator and looks at the woman standing inside. He says, ""Can I smell your feet?"" She responds, ""Ew no"" ""Must be your pussy then."""
"What's the name of Jackie Chan's catholic brother? Chris Chan"
"I don't feel strongly enough about anything to take the time to join a protest. Unless, maybe, there was some big threat against pizza."
"Q: How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift? A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register."
"What doe you call a banana's grandmother? Banana-nana"