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Joke of the Day

"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? We need to get some support, before people think we're nuts!"

"How do rhinos like their eggs? Poached."

"Facebook is the biggest whistle-blower of them all, telling people I saw their messages."

"What do you call a person of Irish and Asian descent? Rice Paddy. - Edit: Credit goes to my nickname from some clever fucker classmate when I was a kid."

"*makes sandwich* *sits down to eat it* *sees dog staring at me* *rips off small piece* *gives her the rest*"

"""I enjoy short walks to the fridge"" - Fat people personal ads"

"Why wont a Jewish cannibal eat a German? Germans seem to give them bad gas..."

"What kind of baseball do burgers play? Ketchup baseball!"

"""Stupid kid fell in the well again."" -if Lassie had been a cat"

"Today I was asked by a Red Cross member if I could help towards the floods in Pakistan I said I would, but I don't have a hose that reaches that far"