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Joke of the Day

"Friend: How's the wine? Me: It's exCHARDONNARY Friend: *taking my glass away* No."

"Women should come with permanent mood rings."

"What happens to gay horses when they die? They become ""super"" glue!"

"If we elect Donald Trump for president... There will be hell toupee"

"What do you call a mentally challenged homosexual.? Flame Retarded"

"What do we want? A cure for Tourette's! When do we want it? Cunt."

"[end of interview] Any questions for me? Yes. Why didn't the glass slipper also disappear at midnight? YOU ARE SO HIRED."

"What did the leper tell the prostitute? [Keep the tip!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0PIdWdw15U)"

"Whats the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down a bitches throat."

"My math professor had to go into rehab yesterday. He had sum problems."