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Joke of the Day
"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spongebob Squarepants"
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"How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them"
"I read my kids a few select Facebook statuses before bed, kiss them on their heads, and whisper, ""This is why we have to stay in school"""
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"Which religion faces the most Resistance? Hinduism... Om......"
"Should Female Freshmen Be Called Fresh Women?"
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"What do you call a fat female assassin? A killer whale."