96934

Joke of the Day

"Why did the SSD burn a flag? Because it was a Patriot Blaze"

"What do you call it when someone is raped by a bunch of ghosts? Boo-kakke"

"My dad asked why i have a gun in my house Is said because of the decepticons, i laughed, my dad laughed, the toaster laughed, i shot the toaster, it was a good night."

"I don't know how you women do it. Every time I try to ""sleep my way to the top"" I get woken up and sent to HR."

"A werewolf is chasing you and you are going to die but he's wearing TOMS and you can't stop laughing."

"Why can't you have a party on the moon? There's just no atmosphere"

"Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problem out with a pencil."

"""if i die young bury in me in starbucks lay me down on a bed of coffee beans"" the white girl writes in her will"

"Why did the police beat the black man after he was executed in the electric chair? He was resisting."

"The week seems to go by at the speed of a snail. Unless it's the weekend. Then the snail is driving a Ferrari."