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Joke of the Day

"She has a rye sense of humor & great buns. I'm her hero, although I don't have much dough. I can't wheat to see her! I'm in loaf."

"You're like a semicolon. I'm not sure exactly what to do with you."

"Why is it called her ""time of the month"" and not ""trouble in paradise?"""

"You can tell your life sucks when you run into traffic and the cars go around you."

"What do you call transgender superheroes? X-Men."

"Just got banned from B&Q, some dickhead in an orange apron came up to me and asked if I wanted decking!! Lucky I got the first punch in."

"Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant."

"I was going to tell you a joke about my penis, but it's too long. That's OK. I was going to tell you a joke about my pussy, but you'll never get it."

"The biggest problem with two-faced people is, never knowing which face to slap first."

"Which is the saltiest fish? Tuna"