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Joke of the Day
"Which religion faces the most Resistance? Hinduism... Om......"
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"Whats the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer? The taste."
"Which is the worst hand to lose? The second one."
"You know what's funny? My life :("
"Ellen pao Punchline is in the title whoops"
"Do you know who has the most home runs in MLB history? Barry Bonds... Do you know who leads the MLB in strikeouts pitched? Nolan Ryan... Do you know who has been hit by the most balls? Liberaci"
"When my girlfriend caught me cheating I told her I got HACKED but she didn't believe me. I guess that only works on Facebook."
"I have the head of a German Shepard and the body of a 16 year old boy.... They're both in my car and I want you to see them."
"How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them."
"There is nothing wrong with window puns, I just don't like to shed light on them."