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Joke of the Day
"Two Zulu's met in my shop today.. They just clicked."
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"What's the best way to announce that you're lactose-intolerant I'm allergic to Wait for it Dairy"
"NSFW At the restaurant, everyone kept calling me a pedophile just because I'm 52 and my wife is 22...... It completely ruined our ten year anniversary dinner."
"[Biblical Times] God: oh shit Angel: what? God: I just realized I've been leaning on the frog button."
"What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do? Diddily-squats."
"Just tell ISIS we have pizza and when they knock on the door, shoot them"
"What did Geoffrey Dahmer say..... What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? Are you going to eat that?"
"[first date] me: don't let her know you vocalise everything you think her: what? me: shit she knows"
"Girl: We have a mayor. Do you? Horse: Sure! Girl: What do you call it? Horse: Same as you do. Mare!"
"I cut myself while shaving... Because who... has time... for both. ~Jim Hamilton"