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Joke of the Day
"Just tell ISIS we have pizza and when they knock on the door, shoot them"
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"EMOTICON GUIDE :) I'm happy ;) Having a seizure. Still happy :/ Having a stroke. Not happy :( I'm a grouper .) Lost an eye. Still happy"
"A guest checked in and informed us that his plane had a ton of delays throughout the day. I replied ""well, at least it didn't disappear, eh?"""
"After thinking about how bad the average person is at math I've realized that about 75% of people are worse."
"I saw a VW hybrid today. It runs on gasoline and lies."
"What's the difference between a joke and a religion? Jokes are rarely offered as an excuse for civilised people to kill other people."
"One liner I'd go gay but the taste of semen makes me gag."
"*uses Ouija board* NEW PHONE WHO DIS"
"My mom once got drunk and stabbed me because I look like my Father... ...But hey the past is the past. She's sober now and I can finally walk again."
"How many times did people question the honesty of Shakira's hips before she finally decided to defend them in a song?"