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Joke of the Day

"Just tell ISIS we have pizza and when they knock on the door, shoot them"

"Where do Bees use the bathroom? At the BP station. (thanks grandma)"

"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting this joke to be in ternary"

"Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a python. Oh you can't get round me like that you know."

"How do you recognize a rich ethiopian? He only wears Rolex around his waist."

"My retirement plan is to die young and broke."

"My teacher told me I should stop being consecutively late to school... I guess she can't handle people who are Re-tardy."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I'm not going to jelly my dick in your ass."

"A woman asks a bartender for a double entendre He gave her one"

"What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard? Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go."