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Joke of the Day

"What did Geoffrey Dahmer say..... What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? Are you going to eat that?"

"Nerd joke A photon walks up to an airline counter to buy a ticket and the clerk asks ""any baggage to check?"" The photon replies ""No, I'm traveling light."""

"I put a message in an empty wine bottle and threw it in the ocean. It said, ""Please refill and return to sender."" Now I wait."

"Why did a anowman send his father to Siberia? Because he wanted frozen pop !"

"Pizza Hut: May I take your order? Me: Can you make a large pizza vegetarian? Pizza Hut: Yes, but don't ever call me vegetarian again."

"My ex wife is going through pms, I know this because my car is on fire."

"I used to be addicted to doing the Hokey Pokey Luckily I since turned myself around."

"I'm going to swallow a jack-in-the-box so that when they do an autopsyBOING, surprise!"

"What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Barack Obama is not a Jew. We think."

"Day 1 of being kidnapped. Kidnappers are now offering my husband a ransom to take me back. Husband is asking for more money."