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Joke of the Day

"I'll never forget what my grandfather told me before he died. He said ""Never forget what I'm about to tell you"" then some story about corn."

"What's the last thing that goes through a bug's head as it smacks into a car windshield on the highway? Its ass."

"What do you call repetitive diarrhea? Re-runs. (ba-dum, tss) It's just the same shit over and over again."

"One time I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist.... Unfortunately, I couldn't find any openings....."

"Who was the winner of the first Tour De France? The Wehrmacht Tank division."

"What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed? ""I think we're in sink."""

"Why was 6 afraid of 10? Because 10 was in the middle of 9,11..."

"[getting a massage] MASSEUSE: You have sensitive skin SKIN: What is THAT supposed to mean"

"Treat me like a joke, and I'll leave you like it's funny."

"I like to keep my collar popped. I ain't no collar back girl."