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Joke of the Day
"What's the best way to announce that you're lactose-intolerant I'm allergic to Wait for it Dairy"
Next Joke
"What did the fish say when he crashed into the wall? Fuck!"
"What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called? A Game of Crohn's."
"How long does it take for a black woman to take out the trash? 9 months."
"I'm taking a 10-hour drive tomorrow and I'm worried about where I'll be pooping. What? No. I don't want to supersize. Aren't you listening?"
"What do you call a guy who works out regularly? Jim."
"Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing? Because he didn't want to spoil his looks."
"Why did Moses part his hair? To make a path for the Israelice."
"What do girls always wear to math class? Alge-Bras!!"
"My doctor said I shouldn't hug people, admittedly it was 10 years ago when I had the flu but I still use that one."