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Joke of the Day

"Folks I'm seeing Trainwreck tomorrow night. Then after the GOP debate, I might go to the new Amy Schumer movie! Yeah, I went there"

"Did you hear the one about the man who got swallowed by a whale? Turns out he survived by running all the way to the end until he was all pooped out!"

"I'm having an introvert party and you're all not invited."

"Jesus Christ excrement unearthed in Isreal.... ""Well, Holy Shit!"""

"The full time football result is in: Real Madrid - 4... Surreal Madrid - fish"

"Why is the sea salty? Because the land never waves back"

"The asian girl I'm playing chess against is really hot, you might say she's worth a... *puts on sunglasses* ""Second rook"""

"85% of the time I spend in a bathroom stall is spent waiting for the other person in the bathroom to leave."

"How do introverts feel within society? [removed]"

"r u a sheep becus ur baaaaad"