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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a rooster? An itchy cock"
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"White smoke, Pope, Black Smoke, Nope."
"Don't you hate that feeling when you close your eyes to apply shampoo, and get paranoid that someone will kill you in the shower."
"What's the capital of Greece? 20 euros"
"The sampler tester at the liquor store told me to stop coming back every hour in a disguise."
"How is a meditating monk and a fiber-optic cable similar? Total internal reflection."
"Q: Why were screams coming from the kitchen? A: The cook was beating the eggs."
"What do you do when a black person gets killed by a cop? Let Mayweather lead all the protests, That way we know it will be peaceful and someone will get a hug every minute."
"Who is the rudest person in my mathematical family? Aunt Sally"
"You want to know the only thing wrong with rap music? It doesn't have a C in front of it."