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Joke of the Day
"I was walking down the street When I ran into Oedipus; so I said, ""what's up motherf**ker?"
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"Why are manhole covers round? Because manholes are round."
"Why is Ireland the richest country in the world? Because it's capital is always Dublin."
"I got kicked out of the zoo for feeding the ducks ... to the alligators... All I wanted was to complete the circle of life."
"What's a foot long, made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe."
"Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? A: Rep Tiles"
"Why does Hillary Clinton have two Ls in her first name? 1 for 2008, 1 for 2016"
"Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics? He was caught taking Polaroids."
"It's an ATM. Not an ATM machine. The M in ATM already covered that, stupid."
"I know sitting down to pee makes me less manly but I stand up to poop so it all pretty much evens out."