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Joke of the Day

"Gotta be careful. My astrologer just warned me someone pretending to predict the future would steal my money."

"My cat is an artist He drew blood"

"I've been feeling down all evening... I think my duvet has split."

"What's a German's favorite fruit? An Auto-Bahnana"

"Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery? To win dough."

"What keyboard shortcut do the elderly have the most trouble with? Ctrl+P"

"Those a-hole guys on ""Teen Mom"" don't think being a dad is ""cool."" Well check me out #Responsibility never looked so ""swag! "" lol"

"Did You Hear About My Friend? His whole left side was cut off... He's alright now."

"Trump's rhetoric has become even more disturbing and incendiary. Today he claimed ""Burger King fries are as good as McDonald's fries."""

"""Bloodied cricket bat found in Oscar Pistorius' house"" In addition, locals have told police that he was previously sighted with stumps."