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Joke of the Day

"I met an elderly at the park and asked him what was going on? He smiled and told me ""I have Parkinson"""

"What did Hillary say when she bumped into Barack Obama at the White House? Pardon me."

"What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam."

"And we're still calling it auto ""correct"" because...."

"Q: When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one? A: At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees."

"Why doesn't Santa Clause have any kids? He only comes once a year"

"Nobody gives a fcuk about how amazing your relationship is. You're on Facebook. It can't be that good."

"The next man who calls me deluded is going to regret it when he finds me sitting in his house wearing a wedding dress."

"There's this guy at work who's always putting on a sweatshirt. No one's ever seen his face."

"what kind of file makes a 1 inch hole into a 3 inch hole? a pedophile"