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Joke of the Day
"Thank you student loans for helping me get through college I don't think I can ever repay you."
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"There must be a child in my rectum.... 'Cause you're kiddin' my ass!"
"""Your sense of entitlement is destroying our relationship"" *me to my dog while trying to eat without having to share."
"One for the Mexican holiday. What do you call four Mexicans drowning? Cuatro Sinko."
"What's the name of Brendan Dassey's favorite band? The Yeah Yeah Yeahs."
"God made the world in 7 days... and the rest Made In China"
"I'm going to a Pearl Harbor Day party later on. I'm totally going to get bombed! *Now... give me your downvotes... yes, I feed upon your scorn!*"
"""I still haven't met his Father, but I'm not worried. Parents love me."" - Jesus' gay friend"
"What do you call a child who shoots with twigs at a PTSD victim? TWIGERING"
"Twitter is working worse than a dollar store pregnancy test."