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Joke of the Day

"Selling weed Get rich or high trying"

"I bet my friend $1000 I'd never take it in the butt. He says I am just a sore loser."

"How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night? He used a skeleton key."

"A police officer pulls over a speeding car.. The cop said to the driver, ""Ha! I've been waiting for someone like you all day!"". The driver replied, ""Well, I got here as fast as I could!"""

"What ten letter word starts with g-a-s? Automobile."

"Is it okay for men to sit down to pee? The manager of this sofa store doesn't seem to think so."

"Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France? All that was left was da brie."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick in your mouth!"

"What do you call a cross between a human and a monkey? A nigger."

"The greatest trick the devil ever played was making you feel productive when you're really just fucking around."