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"Her: Oh, a handsome man like you must be used to compliments. Me: Yes, but do go on..."
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"When do you kick a midget in the nuts? When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice."
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"I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread yesterday.. Then I realised it said ""thick cut""!"
"A chicken and an egg are lying in bed The chicken, smoking a cigarette, turns to the egg and says, ""Well, I guess we answered that question."""
"Why don't jokes in base 8 work? Because 7 10 11"
"A farmer puts his sick pig into a cold saltwater bath. Needless to say, the pig was cured."