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Joke of the Day

"Punchline... Joke..."

"I used to date cross-eyed women just to feel better about myself after sex."

"I can build and fix small engines using only vomit, feces and rotted animals. Due to my gross motor skills."

"The last words of my gym teacher: ""All spears to me!"""

"You can't fix stupid, but you can buy it a drink and tell it you're in Maroon 5"

"How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? Look for the Fresh Prince."

"Where do cannibals get their vegetables from? the coma ward."

"Blair Walsh tried to commit suicide after the game But he couldn't even kick the chair out from under himself"

"DMX is in jail Because X didn't give it to them."

"How do you piss Voldemort off? play got your nose with him"