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Joke of the Day

"I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread yesterday.. Then I realised it said ""thick cut""!"

"""Dad that's ridiculous, Hitler didn't invent Pokemon"" [Checks Google] ""Well I'll be damned"""

"Is it too much to ask that my gay friends flamboyantly leap from closets when I visit their houses?"

"Why did Sally fall of off the swing.... Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally."

"Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A. He didn't have the guts too"

"Not a joke, sorry, but I'm new to this subreddit... Does this subreddit actually have 36 million ""humorists"" or is that a joke? If so, I don't get it."

"What's the most common sleeping position of a man? Around. "

"I went to China and couldn't find a single Catholic church... I guess they must have heard about the ""One-child only"" policy"

"After moving to a boring part of the West, what did Sauron say when he spotted gaps around the threshold to his home? I need more door."

"Two things Twitter cultivates and encourages: 1. instant gratification 2. sense of impatient entitlement 3. misunderstanding of basic math"