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Joke of the Day
"People don't make your heart skip a beat. Medical conditions do. Idiots."
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"Boss just announced he is leaving early. What a coincidence. So am I."
"Really Google auto-complete? You really think I want to search for 'hardcore poem'???"
"John is swinging Lisa around with a period of 0.5 revolutions per second. What happens when the period is increased? John Unexpectedly paints his walls red."
"There were two peanuts walking down the street... ...and one was assaulted peanut."
"What did one crab say to the other? ""Damn this bitch is nasty!"""
"I used to think I could control ducks with my mind but it turns out ducks & I just have very similar ideas about what stuff ducks should do"
"""Asphyxiate' would be worth like a million points..."" I thought to myself as I lay choking on a Scrabble tile."