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Joke of the Day
"I wanted to make a ""two drums and a cymbal fall off of a cliff"" joke, but um... ...tsh."
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"I always dump a gatorade on my head before I leave the house so people think I just won sports."
"I came up with a new word yesterday: Plagiarism"
"What is the difference between a dancer and a duck? One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs."
"Cat owner : wow my pet cat really likes you Me: yeah well that's just because I have at least 2 sardines in my left pocket at any given time"
"What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon? A Brazillionaire!"
"What does Laquisha have for breakfast? Plan B"
"Someone called me immature today. Guess who isn't allowed in my tree house?"
"Whats the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping tom? A pick pocket snatches watches."
"How do you know if your girlfriend is getting fat? She doesn't fit into your wife's clothes anymore."