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Joke of the Day
"What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy? OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!"
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"Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken."
"A magic 8-ball would make better life decisions for me than I do."
"Ever meet one of these people that makes everything a competition? I've met more."
"""Y'know, I've realize something. In almost every Western cartoon there is talking animals in it."" ""Hmm, I can't really think of any."" The pig replied."
"Welcome to Alzheimer's Club I see a lot of new faces today"
"Why did the semen cross the road? I put the wrong socks on this morning."
"alcohol is never the answer, unless the question is, ""why were you barely conscious on the kitchen floor eating dog food?"""
"Have you heard the joke about Whole Foods? It was so bad it made me sustainably groan."
"Do you love me because I am beautiful or I am I beautiful because you love me?"