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Joke of the Day

"Welcome to Alzheimer's Club I see a lot of new faces today"

"You really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can't reach it anyways."

"My dad died five years ago but I still see him everywhere I look. Makes me wish I hadn't dismembered him."

"When does a joke become a dad joke? When it forgets to use a condom"

"Ordered some Christmas presents online the other day and used my donor card instead of my debit card. Cost me an arm and a leg."

"I was going to organize a space-themed birthday party for my son... ...but I couldn't planet."

"how many tourette sufferers does it twat to caun a light bollocks?"

"Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit? Because thyme heals all wounds. :D"

"There was no bonus fry at the bottom of the bag. But the story has a happy ending. I found it later in my sports bra."

"I don't trust stairs They are always up to something."