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Joke of the Day

"Welcome to Alzheimer's Club I see a lot of new faces today"

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb. It doesn't matter since they will just be the room for being black."

"My girlfriend wanted to join the Mile High Club... But I didn't give a flying fuck."

"What do you do when ISIS attacks? Make a mad Daesh to a shelter"

"It was a smart phone until I downloaded Twitter"

"I sold my old bike the other day. I decided it was time to peddle it."

"Q. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A pilot...you racist"

"Sex_al Harass_ _nt All that's missing is ""u"" and ""me""."

"How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space? It's a little meteor."

"Body language tells us a lot about people. For example, my neighbor really doesn't like to be held underwater for more than 2 minutes."