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Joke of the Day

"Why did the semen cross the road? I put the wrong socks on this morning."

"What's the only living organ in a corpse? This dick."

"['90s] Did you hear McDonalds just bought the naming rights to that new hockey stadium? They're calling it the Mac-Arena."

"My father was a wonderful man. He's still alive, he just turned into a cunt."

"Q: Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? A: Neither have they!"

"Mondays are made for booze & antidepressants...ah hell, I'll just skip to the booze."

"My Friend once tried his hand at stand-up comedy My friend once tried his hand at stand-up comedy.It was so pathetic that everybody just laughed at his jokes."

"God *up on a chair, shrieking*: GET IT GET IT Mrs God: You know they're more afraid of you than you are of them *gently sweeps man outside*"

"What do sperm and politicians have in common? About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human."

"Why don't boxers have sex before a fight? Because they don't like each other."